Misspent Youth

I just overheard a most disturbing conversation outside of my building. A girl said that Jared Leto once touched her boob. Apparently her mother approved of this encounter, as she approved of the arrest of said girl's boyfriend. Apparently her mother is also a binge drinker and a pothead (not my own judgmental conclusion, but one gained from further eavesdropping). She looked exactly like a skinnier, trashier version of Jenny Humphrey (which is tough to do, as Little J is so bleached and trashy and racooned eyed that she is practically Courtney Love, but less awesomely insane), and probably doesn't even know that Jared Leto was once Jordan Catalano before he went all emo and became addicted to guyliner. I fear for the future of our species.